DnDerp: 04/22/14

Chris (Houdra) Session Notes 4/20/14 - 1372c Year of Wild Magic, Month of Eleint (September)

In Beregost, at the Burning Wizard, Gordenn (Wizard) hired us on behalf of Towser (Wizard) to escort his (Towsers) apprentice, Genelith (Wizard) to Thurmaster along with a crate of spell components. DON'T OPEN THE SPELL COMPONENTS (ed. - Gordrenn, Jelenneth)

Felisin hit on a 14 year old little girl.
Hawkeye drank a lot.
Mautilis just got out of prison. But we don’t know that. But he wants us to know that. But he didn’t say that. But we probably know that.
We received a signed contract to be paid out upon delivery of the crate and Genelith. (Of course Hawkeye took it)

We decided to take the long way around the "Don't remember name of forest (ed. Wood of Sharp Teeth)" and stick to the road. We were ambushed by Stirges. (Mautilis still has a dick in his neck.) Genelith is from a small town called Milford, which is on the way to Thurmaster, so we decided to head there to rest and heal up. Her boyfriends (Andren) dad (Barthelew) runs the Inn and we plan on staying there. Just before we got there, however, we were accosted by vagabonds and knocked unconscious. (Hawkeyes fault entirely)

Upon awakening, after not being dead, we interrogated a pony, which Mautilis subsequently fell in love with. It informed us that a “Wolf lady” and some wolves ate the bandits and left us alive. We found one of the bandits still alive, and tied him up and put him on Susan. (Who wishes that you would respect his life choices.)

We then headed to Milford. (Mautilis still never removed that dick from his neck.)

When we got to Milford, we meet Garyld, an old lame Ranger that locks up the bandit in the “jail” and sends us to meet Barthelew and Adren. They then send us to Thurmaster to get Towser, to deliver the crate and get his help finding Genelith.

We get to Thurmaster, and find Towser. Everyone makes him mad with how bad they are at protecting people. I talk him out of more money to keep going. Houdra heroically goes and fetch a Ranger named Cooper to assist in locating Genelith, while everyone else drinks too much and sleeps in.

We head back towards Milford with Cooper, where we run into Oleanne (Wolf Lady) who informs Cooper that there is a young farm boy that has turned into a werebear and is rampaging throughout the forest. Clearly, we want to kill it. (ed. - Kuiper)